teacupnosaucer:

love seeing women not turning on each other when it’s a man cheating

yes v good 10 for you gorgeous women

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

mell0wfell0w:

give me

mell0wfell0w:

give me

Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

thepocketvolcano:

tow-tow:

geekscoutcookies:

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This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

spoken-not-written:

who-lligan:

artbymoga:

promising-promises:

princesssugarbutt:

So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up

THIS IS VERY ACCURATE

THIS IS VERY BEAUTIFUL

Is this accurate? Is this what it’s actually like to not be able to see clearly?

yes

mouth-two-mouth:

holybatshitrobin:

haha this is awesome.

For real though,

notfuckingcishet:

Emma Sulkowicz. 

(x)

sawneesnowstar:

christmas-llama:

yorkshirelarry:

this is why i have trust issues image

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you can clearly see the first one is red while the second one is blood orange

gif LOL troll blood orange Project Runway lampsarepeopletoo

photographerpunzie:

Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend

thecaptains-steaz:

nevermindme14:

if you can do this to me and get away with it while holding a dinner conversation then we’re getting married.

this is like … one of my things… to do this to a girl… oomf.. its so hot

thecaptains-steaz:

nevermindme14:

if you can do this to me and get away with it while holding a dinner conversation then we’re getting married.

this is like … one of my things… to do this to a girl… oomf.. its so hot

swolizard:

Some Guy Recreated a Bunch of Female Tinder Pics and They’re Glorious

I chose my favorites, but you can find the rest here