ladies and gentlemen, the most accurate post on tumblr
I reblog this every single time
Every zone is a drug zone.
NO THANK YOU HUMAN.
|—||ancient lesbian proverb (via leba-knees)|
My straight friend and I now have a system worked out where I can ask questions about straight life and he can ask me questions about queerness. It’s like a one for one trade.
I’m learning so much stuff. This will help me in college with possible roommates/friends.
Straight people are boring.
What is there to even know about straight people.
That they’re really really really really boring.
The fuck kind of expectation is that? If you marry someone hot and rich and famous you lock him down for LIFE. None of this “first ex-wife” nonsense.
Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.